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Funniest One-Line Job Descriptions
Scott Adams of Dilbert asked for people to “describe your own job in one sentence, preferably in a humorously derogatory way“. There’s 50 of them listed at jobmob, and here’s the top ten:
TOP TEN
- Help people hate each other: Divorce Lawyer (Scott Adams’ favorite)
- Stand on a field and get yelled at for hours: Baseball Umpire
- Talk in other people’s sleep: College Professor
- Call people who know what they’re doing and ask them what they’re doing: Incident Manager
- Show people how beautiful the Earth would be without them: Mountain Landscape Photographer/Climber
- Make people feel bad about their work: Quality Assurance Tester
- Repeatedly fix what you repeatedly break: IT Director
- Clean up an animal that makes more money then me in a year: Assistant Horse Trainer
- Write words that no one wants to read: Technical Writer
- Make food that is as healthy before it goes in your body as when it comes back out: Fast Food Employee
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Hi Robert, thanks for mentioning JobMob.
I Stumbled this article, hopefully you’ll get some new readers out of it: http://jobmob.stumbleupon.com/review/13177005/
Jacob